Today you can see an exclusive Interview with Aracora Irene DeathSeeker. Enjoy!
Interviewer: Hi. What is your name?
Aracora: I'd think you'd know
Interviewer: I know your name, but asking you what it is is the first question of this Interview.
Aracora: Oh. Because everyone reading this simply cannot read the bold text before what I am saying.
Interviewer: Ummm... *reads list of questions* Do you like chocolate?
Aracora: Is that the name of an evil villain?
Interviewer: *cough* Um... no. Do you have any family?
Aracora(hisses): What business of yours is that?
Interviewer: Ummm... I don't know. It's on my list of questions.
Aracora: Blast. Well, I'm not answering that one.
Interviewer: Not unexpected. What weapon do you like to use?
Aracora: I use a curved blade which is poisoned, magic, and poison.
Interviewer: What color is your hair?
Aracora: I was born with jet black hair which my mother dyed red stripes in. When I was old enough to shape-shift, I always used a plain profile, with brown hair.
Interviewer: Eye color?
Aracora: I have blue eyes when I am pleased and not angry, red when I am angry, green when I am sad, brown when I am excited.
Interviewer: Interesting. Your favorite food?
Aracora: Food means nothing to me unless I am poisoning someone with it.
Interviewer: Your favorite thing to do?
Aracora: Hard to choose from torture and killing.
Interviewer: *gulp* Your hobby?
Aracora: Swordplay.
Interviewer: What makes most people qualify as idiots in your eyes?
Aracora: Anyone who is not a Shape-Shifter is an idiot.
Interviewer: Hmmm.....
Author: *laughs*
Aracora: What are you laughing at?
Author: Do you.. realize.. this... is just like an interrogation!
Aracora(face flushed): WHAT?! *draws sword and chases Interviewer)
Author: *draws curtain* Have a nice day, all!
-Author
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